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"I am the bestest EVER!"
"I can describe ANYTHING!"
DEBATE CLIPS
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LATE BREAKING CAMPAIGN POSTS
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THUMALA
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before the other far less signed up people
Early Announcements, Reveals, Special Materials, Small Clay Cats, Time Travel...
Who Are We
DUDE,
LIKE WE SERIOUSLY HAVE TO WAIT..?
Steve Oedekerk
Steve is an Italian Leprechaun who holds direct access to a pot of magical pasta. He is difficult to find, but if you do catch him, he has to divulge the location of the pot. Then if you are swift, cunning, and not easily tricked, you can gain the ultimate prize: Once consumed, the magical pasta will --TOP SECRET--TOP SECRET--TOP SECRET--TOP SECRET--TOP SECRET--TOP SECRET--TOP SECRET--TOP SECRET-- with both of your knees at a level that has never been witnessed. You will be revered by all, content and fulfilled.
"There might be something wrong with him..."
- Everyone that meets Steve
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